Wednesday, April 16, 2014

From one of my other blogs

Thursday, September 5, 2013


I dared to ask

I asked some one with mental illness this Question.

If your psychiatrist was an insect what would they be?

The answer was a cockroach.
After an hour I asked why a cockroach? The answer was "that's the first thing that came to my mind".
Having thought on the question what insect would you choose now? "A leach but they are not an insect"!

Now lets look at a cockroach and understand the qualities of such a creature.
 The name "cockroach" comes from the Spanish word for cockroach, transformed by English folk etymology into "cock" and "roach".
A roach is the butt of a marijuana cigarette.
A roach is a brown, creepy looking insect with wings, whiskers and six legs. 
Mentally ill People consider roaches to be pests and try to kill roaches.   

Cockroaches have small heads and thus small intelligence.
A study tested the hypothesis that cockroaches use just one piece of information how dark it is.
Cockroaches are mainly nocturnal and will run away when exposed to light they also have never been good at writing reports.

Now for Cock

Slang: Vulgar. 

penis


a male chicken; rooster. 
To cock preparatory to firing.

In conclusion.
Now I am not recommending the extermination of Psychiatrists but I do see how one would come up with the comparison of a cockroach and a psychiatrist. 


Friday, September 6, 2013


I dared to ask again.

 Again I asked a person who has been described as a mentally ill and who is on heavy medication the following questions with out any prompts.
If an engineer was an insect what would he be?
The immediate response was a bee!
What would a car sales man be?
Some deliberation here and the answer was a fly.
What would the prime minister be?
I don't know came back.
So with some quick thinking I asked, what would the president of the United States of America be and the immediate response was a Wasp.
So clearly the work done has a equivalent insect and a psychiatrist is but a Cockroach with a second choice a leach.
Then I asked what would a doctor be?
Very short deliberation, a spider,I like spiders?
What would an ant be?
Immediate response was a factory worker or a China man.
A nurse would be a butterfly.

In conclusion your patient thinks of you the one sticking the needle into them and administering the drugs of death and controlling there lives as a cockroach or a leach.

This report was written by
Professor Iggle Quack extraordinaire.



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